Your friendly neighborhood lunatic!

[narlax]

Hello, people of the interweb's!

How about if I get this started by introducing myself... I am Narlax. I'm a guy, (an old man, to be exact, who is hitting the ripe ol' age of 23 years old.)

I am a storyteller by trade, with creatures streaming within my medulla obllongatta (Or "brain" for those who know I didn't spell that work correctly but had no idea what I could have meant.) that would make Stephan King skittish.

My expertise is in action, sci-fi, comedy, and a splash of horror, with a pinch of romance when the recipe calls for it.

My personal motto is "Hope for the best, expect the worse, and no matter what, keep smiling."

I am a Christian, and my writing reflects that. I don't do much debating, however, and prefer to not cause any problems. If someone asks be politely about my beliefs, I'm more than happy to talk about it, but if someone looks for trouble, I'll just ignore it. I didn't come here to start problems, just to tell stories, both fiction and non-fiction.

If you got any questions to ask, I'll be more than happy to answer them... oh... and thank you, Anthea West, for the invitation to this wonderful site!

[Paul Carroll]

Welcome Narlax!

I'm the founder. Hope I don't scare you ;D

[Terrier Andy]

Welcome to the asylum, fellow lunatic! Come on in, the water's lovely. Brew yourself a cuppa, and tell us your tales.

As for being old? Chris Stewart holds the record for that in the Forum corridors, I do believe, followed closely by myself, Sam and Ellie. We prefer to call ourselves 'veterans of experience' if you don't mind. =]

[Paul Carroll]

Actually, I think Sam's slightly older. But then, you never talk about a woman's age Andy! How rude of you. And there was also that fifty-something year old man who popped on once... he never came back...

[brendo91]

Speaking of Religion - Anyone else hear that the Pope has given the latest Harry potter movie the thumbs up?!

[SaffiyaScarlett]

Hello, friendly neighbourhood lunatic. Please don't steal my thunder as far as insanity goes...?

[makes-me-wonder (Rachel)]

Yeah, Amy would kill you for that!

I'm Rachel. I'm the littlest regular (I think). I have a magazine.You'll hear about that a lot.

[Terrier Andy]

Jul 16, 2009 21:25:25 GMT Paul Carroll said:

Actually, I think Sam's slightly older. But then, you never talk about a woman's age Andy! How rude of you. And there was also that fifty-something year old man who popped on once... he never came back...

You will note, Paul, that I did not mention anyone's age at all. I even put Sam and Ellie's names after mine, hinting that perhaps they are younger than myself so as not to be rude!

And yes, that was John 'Silky' Silkston, though I think he didn't like the forum way of life. He's much more used to email based discussion forums than a bulletin board.

[Paul Carroll]

Ah, touché. Although I think Ellie is younger than you anyway

Ah, that explains why he vanished! Thanks for telling me. I thought he just didn't like us

[makes-me-wonder (Rachel)]

Speaking of vanishing acts... where the hell IS Eggy?